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Democratic Field Narrows As Bloomberg’s Money Drops Out of Race

New York City, NY —After a poor showing in the last Democratic debates, Micheal Bloomberg’s money had a hard decision to make. “I can’t stand any...

Ghost Hunters Find America’s Lost Soul

Las Vegas, NV —Rumored to have last been seen on a casino floor in 1952, Ghost Hunter experts Chris and Thaddeus have claimed that they have found...

Darkhorse Candidate Bernie Buttigieg Wins In Iowa!

Ames, IA — In an election shocker, darkhorse candidate Bernie Buttigieg has been declared the winner in the Iowa Caucus!  This comes as quite a...

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Representatives Open Sand Volleyball Pit on Senate Floor

Washington, D.C.  — Our nation stands at the crossroads in history as the impeachment of President Trump began on the Senate floor.  Such a solemn event demands our representative government’s undivided attention and...

Centrist Voter Unsure If Murder Is OK Now

Des Moines, IA — With a tight election predicted this year, each major political party is trying to court every vote imaginable.  Both the Republican and Democratic parties have their rigid bases, those that will never...

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Molotov Cocktails Voted Drink of the Decade

Cairo, Egypt — As the decade comes to a close, “Best of” lists abound.  The best movie of the decade is obviously anything starring Adam Sandler.  The best song was Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, which was also the best...

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