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White House Unveils Foolproof Plan To Spread COVID-19

Washington, D.C. — In a time when many are questioning the leadership coming from the Trump Administration during the worldwide pandemic, the White...

Breaking News! Coronavirus Infects Stock Market! 

New York, NY — The most valued member of our society, the Stock Market,  has now been infected with the notorious Coronavirus.  It is unknown if Mr...

Millennials Confused That Social Media Activism Doesn’t Count as Voting

Washington, D.C. — Outrage has entered the Democratic Presidential Primary!  Millions of enthusiastic young voters this week discovered that social...

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Autocorrect Sad that World Is Out Of Ducks To Give

San Francisco, CA —Autocorrect is no longer working on many smart devices.  Tech doctors claim that the valued life assistant is in a deep depression about the world’s supply of ducks. “At this point, it’s pretty...

Ghost Hunters Find America’s Lost Soul

Las Vegas, NV —Rumored to have last been seen on a casino floor in 1952, Ghost Hunter experts Chris and Thaddeus have claimed that they have found America’s lost soul. “I mean, there were rumors for years,” said Thad. ...

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Representatives Open Sand Volleyball Pit on Senate Floor

Washington, D.C.  — Our nation stands at the crossroads in history as the impeachment of President Trump began on the Senate floor.  Such a solemn event demands our representative government’s undivided attention and...

Molotov Cocktails Voted Drink of the Decade

Cairo, Egypt — As the decade comes to a close, “Best of” lists abound.  The best movie of the decade is obviously anything starring Adam Sandler.  The best song was Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, which was also the best...

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