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Isolation Tips From Robinson Crusoe

Deserted Island, Pacific Ocean—With lockdowns approaching, millions of American’s are once again wrestling with the isolation that it brings.  Many...

New Vaccine 90% Effective, But Only If You’re Rich

New York, NY—The nation needs a bit of good news, and pharmaceutical company Pfizer delivered this past week with their announcement that they have...

Anxious America Gets Nervous Diarrhea, Craps Out Swing States.

Washington, D.C.—As this past election continues to follow the rules of 2020, the nation is finding that all the Zoloft in the world is not enough to...

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Presidential Debate 2020: Transcripts from the Muted Mics!

Nashville, TN—The last presidential debate is in the books, and this year featured muted mics, a first for a debate.  The muted mics were the best option to control the spread of conspiracy theories pushed by the...

Scream to Text and Other New Features of the iPhone 12

Silicon Valley, CA—Apple has done it again with the release of the iPhone 12.  With so many new features, the iPhone 12 offers real-world versatility that was missing from before. “Well, Apple is known for changing the...

Republican Rancher Denies Any Bull**** in His Pastures

Muleshoe, TX—Local Rancher Mr. Thadington Hurd has had just about enough of people telling him about all the bull—- in his cow pastures. “I’ve been a rancher for over 45 years, and I know bull—- when I see...

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