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God Regrets Gender Reveal Party that Created Universe and Killed Billions

Heaven—The Almighty has finally enlightened humanity with his biggest regret, the gender reveal party that created the big bang and led to the...

Facebook on Election Security:  “Look, we’re doing as little as possible, what more do you want?”

Silicon Valley, CA— Facebook has come out this week promising that they will almost do something to not sway the election this November.  This is a...

New Study Reveals Most Roommates Worse Than Evictions

Los Angeles, CA — With the moratorium on evictions ending soon, millions of people are about to find themselves out of a home and living on the...

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Kanye West to Run for Post Master General of Columbus, Ohio

Columbus, OH — In a stunning turn of events, Kanye West has decided to drop out of the presidential race and instead run for Postmaster General of Columbus, OH.  When informed that there is no such office, Mr. West...

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New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

London, ENG —It is often true that truth is stranger than fiction.  The year 2020 is no different.  Written generations ago, humanity was promised an apocalypse with Four Horsemen.  Pestilence, Famine, War,  and, of...

School Opening Plans Include Non-Death Curriculum

Dallas, TX– Millions of Americans are now getting the plan for the upcoming school year.  The biggest question that parents need answered is how this school year is going to work as the pandemic continues to get...

Americans Ready to Cash In on Russian Bounties

New York, NY —  It has recently been reported that Russia has been putting bounties on the heads on U.S. Soldiers. As one would expect, the White House is furious. “The President has currently locked himself in his...

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