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Vote By Mail Approved For White Male Land Owners

Washington, D.C — With the current pandemic ravaging the country, the question of voting is highly debated at the highest levels of government.  With...

Native Americans Reject Return of Land Citing ‘You Break It, You Buy It’ Policy

Norman, OK —Native Americans have turned down an attempt by the current administration to return much of the land stolen, or um…...

Cruise Ship Now Offering Free Burial At Sea For Guests

Miami, FL— With the economy opening back up, every company is trying to find unique ways to lure their customers back.  Just in time for the summer...

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Evangelicals are Disappointed in the Rapture

Nashville, TN—Evangelicals are up in arms.  The Rapture is here, the four horsemen rain through the sky, and yet, many Evangelicals are not happy with how the boss is currently running the Rapture. “He’s hurting the...

Teachers Claim Parents are Making Too Much Money

Dallas, Tx —Area teachers are petitioning Congress to actually cut stimulus funding for parents.  Parents are currently receiving $500 per child to help them transition from working parents to homeschooling parents...

New COVID-19 Testing Confirms 50% Workforce Expendable

Pine Bluff, AR. — New breakthrough testing for COVID-19 has confirmed what many public officials have always felt in their shared heart.  50% of the workforce is probably expendable and therefore easily disposed of so...

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US Honors Essential Workers With Fruit Cake

Omaha, NE — With the current pandemic raining down virus hellfire, the American public has become indebted to all the essential workers that have made our lives easier. To show our appreciation, the U.S. Government...

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