Heaven—The Almighty has finally enlightened humanity with his biggest regret, the gender reveal party that created the big bang and led to the...
Silicon Valley, CA— Facebook has come out this week promising that they will almost do something to not sway the election this November. This is a...
Los Angeles, CA — With the moratorium on evictions ending soon, millions of people are about to find themselves out of a home and living on the...
Cleveland, OH –The oldest child of Steven and Sara Monroe, Rebecca Monroe has seen some sh-t in her thirteen years on this earth. There was the playground migration back in 2014, which some say was hardest on the...
Washington, D.C — The Democratic National Convention was this week and featured some interesting speakers. In our current hellscape, Michelle Obama offered hope, Jill Biden primed the world for a fight and past...
Columbus, OH — In a stunning turn of events, Kanye West has decided to drop out of the presidential race and instead run for Postmaster General of Columbus, OH. When informed that there is no such office, Mr. West...
Dallas, TX– Millions of Americans are now getting the plan for the upcoming school year. The biggest question that parents need answered is how this school year is going to work as the pandemic continues to get...
New York, NY — It has recently been reported that Russia has been putting bounties on the heads on U.S. Soldiers. As one would expect, the White House is furious. “The President has currently locked himself in his...
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