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New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

London, ENG —It is often true that truth is stranger than fiction.  The year 2020 is no different.  Written generations ago, humanity was promised an...

Which Governmental Agency Has Abducted You?  

Portland, OR — As is common practice in the U.S, many residents are receiving random visits from paramilitary groups.  These helpful commandos often...

School Opening Plans Include Non-Death Curriculum

Dallas, TX– Millions of Americans are now getting the plan for the upcoming school year.  The biggest question that parents need answered is...

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GOP to Pardon Potential Voters

Washington, D.C. —With recent commuting of Roger Stone’s sentence, many GOPers are now advocating for a broader approach to criminal justice reform.  Rather than trying to win new voters over with their death message...

Americans Ready to Cash In on Russian Bounties

New York, NY —  It has recently been reported that Russia has been putting bounties on the heads on U.S. Soldiers. As one would expect, the White House is furious. “The President has currently locked himself in his...

Which Conspiracy Theory Should Be Vice President?

Washington, D.C.— It has become clear that our public policy is being decided on by conspiracy theories.  Once the realm of late-night radio shows and guys who run newsletters out of their garages, conspiracies have...

Expose! Proper Pandemic Profiteering: The PPP of Big Business

Kansas City, MO—Here at The Daily Mock, investigative journalism is our bread and butter.  There are so many questions that a free press needs to answer.  Is the Earth Flat and if it is, how much crow are we going to...

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Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

Minneapolis, MN —It is well known that exposing children to violence increases anti-social behavior.  This was the case made in the 1980s by Tipper Gore.  As a result, many video games and music now come with parental...

U.S. Military Now Offering Curbside Beatings

St. Louis, MO — During these difficult times, the U.S. Military is now offering curbside beatings.  As the President calls in the army to police a civilian population during a national pandemic, rest assured that all...

1st Amendment Arrested Outside Local Strip Mall

Minneapolis, MN —In a brutal scene the police are calling an oopsie, the 1st Amendment was brutally attacked on the streets of America.  The unidentified police assailants ran out onto the streets and started blasting...

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