Social Media Guidelines for Using the L.A. Dog Park

Verne Jacobs May 3, 2021

Los Angeles., CA—Social media has risen to be the most important factor in American’s lives. And as such, people are more aware that what you put online represents a personal brand that could be worth millions of dollars… or at least a couple of Chiclets. An enterprising new dog park in …

Easter Bunny’s Unemployment Runs Out, Joins Gig Economy

Verne Jacobs April 26, 2021

Easter Egg Town, U.S.A—The Easter Bunny has given up on trying to collect any unemployment since his job ended in April.  “I’ve called, and I’ve called, and I’ve called,” the Easter Bunny said. “But all I get is a busy signal.  And on the few times that I’ve gotten through, …

Velociraptor Trainer Gives Toddler Grocery Store Tips

Verne Jacobs April 19, 2021

Isla Nublar, South Pacific –Any parent that has ever taken a toddler to the grocery store knows the level of destruction they can cause. With so many cases of wild goldfish cracker feedings going wrong, many at the National Institute have called for toddlers to be banned from grocery stores …

Which FDIC Insured Mattress Is Best to Hide Your Life Savings?

Verne Jacobs April 12, 2021

New York, NY— The global pandemic has rocked the world’s economy.  Many ordinary people are having to find a different way to make things work, and even the banking sector is feeling the crunch. The world’s billionaires have made 10.2 trillion dollars during the last year–and all the space at the …

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