The Daily Mock

Montpelier, VT—At the annual bird watching convention, the world was shocked when Resolution 291 passed with overwhelming support. “We here, the Bird Watchers of the World, hereby decry that holy crap we are boring. From the tail of the red finch to the beak of the turkey vulture, we find that …

Dallas, TX—Millions of dads are kicking the tires of the family station wagons, ready to conquer the road this year. With the kids constantly screaming, a wife that likes roadside sushi, and great time waiting to be made, who wouldn’t want to go on the fabled summer road trip? This year, …

Denver, CO—New research has discovered unpublished predictions of the world’s greatest fortune teller. Not only did Nostradamus predict the rise of Hitler, WWII, and the creation of the footlong hotdog, but he also predicted the rise of social media.  “A vast network of socialness shall enter and connect the world. …

Even if you don’t have a lot of money in your bank account, you’ll still want to be able to access your funds when you’re on the go. That’s where banking apps come in. If you don’t have an account with one of these services, you can easily get a …

We wish that the rising technological ability of artificial intelligence and robotics meant that humanity looked forward to a world without the need for everyone to work 40 hours a week. Instead, however, the threat of automation promises only to destroy jobs and leave people scrambling to make ends meet. …