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Which Conspiracy Theory Should Be Vice President?

Washington, D.C.— It has become clear that our public policy is being decided on by conspiracy theories.  Once the realm of late-night radio shows...

Biden Researching Fresh New Scandal to Get Noticed

Washington, D.C.—Presidential Joe Biden has a messaging problem.  With protests, a national pandemic, and murder hornets still at large, Biden is not...

Expose! Proper Pandemic Profiteering: The PPP of Big Business

Kansas City, MO—Here at The Daily Mock, investigative journalism is our bread and butter.  There are so many questions that a free press needs to...

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Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

Minneapolis, MN —It is well known that exposing children to violence increases anti-social behavior.  This was the case made in the 1980s by Tipper Gore.  As a result, many video games and music now come with parental...

Google Now Recommends Products Based On Your Looting History

Silicon Valley, CA — If you’re wondering why shampoo from Walgreens is showing up on your newsfeed, it’s because o the revolutionary new practice of tracking your looting status from Google. Google is able to pinpoint...

U.S. Military Now Offering Curbside Beatings

St. Louis, MO — During these difficult times, the U.S. Military is now offering curbside beatings.  As the President calls in the army to police a civilian population during a national pandemic, rest assured that all...

1st Amendment Arrested Outside Local Strip Mall

Minneapolis, MN —In a brutal scene the police are calling an oopsie, the 1st Amendment was brutally attacked on the streets of America.  The unidentified police assailants ran out onto the streets and started blasting...

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Kite Flying Festival to Be Held at Next Available Dust Bowl!

Norman, OK —Americans are an optimistic bunch who believe that there is always something better over the rainbow.  Not only are they the kind of people who will make lemonade when life hands them lemons, but they’ll...

Evangelicals are Disappointed in the Rapture

Nashville, TN—Evangelicals are up in arms.  The Rapture is here, the four horsemen rain through the sky, and yet, many Evangelicals are not happy with how the boss is currently running the Rapture. “He’s hurting the...

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