Airbnb Offering Great Deals on ICU Beds

Airbnb Offering Great Deals on ICU Beds

San Francisco, CA—With the nation’s ICU beds quickly disappearing in an ever-changing housing market, now is the perfect time to invest with Airbnb. The pandemic is slated to overwhelm hospitals any minute now, and speculators have taken advantage of this huge opportunity.  They have bought the remaining ICU beds and …

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Snake Plissken in Escape From Walter Reed!

Snake Plissken in Escape From Walter Reed!

Hollywood, CA — Never has there ever been a week so chock full of storylines for Hollywood to take advantage of.  Hallmark now has enough movie of the week submissions to keep them in business for a decade without a single re-run. The rest of Hollywood has followed their example.  …

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New Study Reveals Most Roommates Worse Than Evictions

New Study Reveals Most Roommates Worse Than Evictions

Los Angeles, CA — With the moratorium on evictions ending soon, millions of people are about to find themselves out of a home and living on the streets.  However, a study conducted by Koch Industries suggests that this is actually a good thing.  The study concludes that most roommates are …

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New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

London, ENG —It is often true that truth is stranger than fiction.  The year 2020 is no different.  Written generations ago, humanity was promised an apocalypse with Four Horsemen.  Pestilence, Famine, War,  and, of course, Death. However, what the profits have left out were the less photogenic horsemen of the …

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Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

Minneapolis, MN —It is well known that exposing children to violence increases anti-social behavior.  This was the case made in the 1980s by Tipper Gore.  As a result, many video games and music now come with parental advisory stickers. Now those changes are coming to police uniforms as they are …

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