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BET 2020 Awards: Who Won Big and Who’s an Irrelevant Loser Now

The BET awards of 2020 were last night. Read on to find out who won big, and who should be embarrassed at their irrelevance and lack of talent, as with any award show.

Album of the Year

“Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial,” Roddy Ricch

THE LOSERS

  • “Cuz I Love You,” Lizzo
  • “Fever,” Megan Thee Stallion
  • “Homecoming: The Live Album,” Beyoncé
  • “I Used to Know Her,” H.E.R.
  • “Kirk, “DaBaby

Best Female R&B/Pop Artist

Lizzo

THE LOSERS

  • “Cuz I Love You,” Lizzo
  • “Fever,” Megan Thee Stallion
  • “Homecoming: The Live Album,” Beyoncé
  • “I Used to Know Her,” H.E.R.
  • “Kirk, “DaBaby

Best Male R&B/Pop Artist

Chris Brown, who has yet to be successfully #MeToo’d despite being generally horrible

THE LOSERS

  • “Cuz I Love You,” Lizzo
  • “Fever,” Megan Thee Stallion
  • “Homecoming: The Live Album,” Beyoncé
  • “I Used to Know Her,” H.E.R.
  • “Kirk, “DaBaby

Best Group

Migos

THE LOSERS

  • “Cuz I Love You,” Lizzo
  • “Fever,” Megan Thee Stallion
  • “Homecoming: The Live Album,” Beyoncé
  • “I Used to Know Her,” H.E.R.
  • “Kirk, “DaBaby

Best Collaboration

Chris Brown Ft. Drake, “No Guidance” – (title likely inspired by Chris Brown the Woman Beater’s conscience)

THE LOSERS

  • “Cuz I Love You,” Lizzo
  • “Fever,” Megan Thee Stallion
  • “Homecoming: The Live Album,” Beyoncé
  • “I Used to Know Her,” H.E.R.
  • “Kirk, “DaBaby

Best Male Hip Hop Artist

DaBaby

THE LOSERS

  • “Cuz I Love You,” Lizzo
  • “Fever,” Megan Thee Stallion
  • “Homecoming: The Live Album,” Beyoncé
  • “I Used to Know Her,” H.E.R.
  • “Kirk, “DaBaby

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