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Bird Watchers Finally Admit That They Are Boring

Bird Watchers Finally Admit That They Are Boring

Montpelier, VT—At the annual bird watching convention, the world was shocked when Resolution 291 passed with overwhelming support. “We here, the Bird Watchers of the World, hereby decry that holy crap we are boring. From the tail of the red finch to the beak of the turkey vulture, we find that …

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Cell Phone Footage Eligible for Oscar Consideration

Cell Phone Footage Eligible for Oscar Consideration

Hollywood, CA—With Oscar season upon us, many critics wonder where the actual movies are going to come from.  In a pandemic year that saw most movies pulled from their release dates, nominations were looking slim.  However, the Oscar Committee surprised moviegoers everywhere by stating that cell phone footage would be …

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Snake Plissken in Escape From Walter Reed!

Snake Plissken in Escape From Walter Reed!

Hollywood, CA — Never has there ever been a week so chock full of storylines for Hollywood to take advantage of.  Hallmark now has enough movie of the week submissions to keep them in business for a decade without a single re-run. The rest of Hollywood has followed their example.  …

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Avengers Reboot Coming Next Summer

Avengers Reboot Coming Next Summer

Hollywood, CA — Marvel today announced that the new cast has been selected for next year’s Avengers Reboot. Added to the cast are several young people that you don’t know yet but by the 25th movie slated, you’ll come to love. These actors and actresses have signed 45-year contracts to …

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