Hollywood, CA — Never has there ever been a week so chock full of storylines for Hollywood to take advantage of. Hallmark now has enough movie of the week submissions to keep them in business for a decade without a single re-run. The rest of Hollywood has followed their example. …
Read MoreWashington, DC — The famous couple from the hit TV series Flip Or Flop, Christine and Tarek, are gearing up for their ninth season! With this season they are taking on their biggest renovation project yet: The House of Representatives! A lot of drama is sure to happen, as this …
Read MoreHollywood, CA — Johnny Depp has signed on to the next pirate movie, due for release in Spring 2020. The new full-length feature film is called Porch Pirates of New Jersey and will see Mr. Depp revive his popular Jack Sparrow character. This film will be offered as a Disney …
Read MoreHollywood, CA — Marvel today announced that the new cast has been selected for next year’s Avengers Reboot. Added to the cast are several young people that you don’t know yet but by the 25th movie slated, you’ll come to love. These actors and actresses have signed 45-year contracts to …
Read MorePacific Ocean — Forget the Eiffel Tower or The Great Pyramids. Today’s greatest man-made wonder is the giant trash pile floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Measuring twice the size of Texas, this monument to man is now the greatest tourist destination in the world. Individuals from all …
Read MoreGrand Canyon, NM — Humanity has pushed nature out of the way and there we all knew there would come a time when nature decided to push back. Today is that day as Chester, a flying squirrel out of New Mexico, has challenged a man wearing a human wingsuit to …
Read MoreSan Francisco, CA—Skipper, a sixty-three-pound boxer, began the summer like he usually did. He jumped in the back of the family minivan and headed out along the California coast. With three kids in the backseat and Mr. Todd Rims driving, the summer vacation was just like every other one they …
Read MoreAnchorage, AL—The months-long search for Instagram influencer Sarah James has come to end in the wilderness outside of Anchorage, Alaska. Ms. James, aged twenty-two, was found frozen with duck lips on her face and her cellphone stick ready for action. The local coroner has ruled that she died of exposure. …
Read MoreWashington, D.C. — New legislation has just passed both houses of Congress that requires all seniors to pass a road test prior to going onto social media. The measure is being heralded by young voters everywhere as a positive step to combat family insults, fake news, and low key racism. …
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