Over the past few years, many people have abandoned their traditional cable services in favor of a more internet-based media diet. These customers have given up on lengthy cable contracts and high prices for channel packages in favor of just getting a Netflix subscription for $10 per month. Oh, wait, …
Read MoreMontpelier, VT—At the annual bird watching convention, the world was shocked when Resolution 291 passed with overwhelming support. “We here, the Bird Watchers of the World, hereby decry that holy crap we are boring. From the tail of the red finch to the beak of the turkey vulture, we find that …
Read MoreDallas, TX—Millions of dads are kicking the tires of the family station wagons, ready to conquer the road this year. With the kids constantly screaming, a wife that likes roadside sushi, and great time waiting to be made, who wouldn’t want to go on the fabled summer road trip? This year, …
Read MoreHollywood, CA—With Oscar season upon us, many critics wonder where the actual movies are going to come from. In a pandemic year that saw most movies pulled from their release dates, nominations were looking slim. However, the Oscar Committee surprised moviegoers everywhere by stating that cell phone footage would be …
Read MoreHollywood, CA — Never has there ever been a week so chock full of storylines for Hollywood to take advantage of. Hallmark now has enough movie of the week submissions to keep them in business for a decade without a single re-run. The rest of Hollywood has followed their example. …
Read MoreWashington, DC — The famous couple from the hit TV series Flip Or Flop, Christine and Tarek, are gearing up for their ninth season! With this season they are taking on their biggest renovation project yet: The House of Representatives! A lot of drama is sure to happen, as this …
Read MoreHollywood, CA — Johnny Depp has signed on to the next pirate movie, due for release in Spring 2020. The new full-length feature film is called Porch Pirates of New Jersey and will see Mr. Depp revive his popular Jack Sparrow character. This film will be offered as a Disney …
Read MoreHollywood, CA — Marvel today announced that the new cast has been selected for next year’s Avengers Reboot. Added to the cast are several young people that you don’t know yet but by the 25th movie slated, you’ll come to love. These actors and actresses have signed 45-year contracts to …
Read MorePacific Ocean — Forget the Eiffel Tower or The Great Pyramids. Today’s greatest man-made wonder is the giant trash pile floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Measuring twice the size of Texas, this monument to man is now the greatest tourist destination in the world. Individuals from all …
Read MoreGrand Canyon, NM — Humanity has pushed nature out of the way and there we all knew there would come a time when nature decided to push back. Today is that day as Chester, a flying squirrel out of New Mexico, has challenged a man wearing a human wingsuit to …
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