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New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

August 3, 2020

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Expose! Proper Pandemic Profiteering: The PPP of Big Business

June 15, 2020

4 min read

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Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

June 9, 2020

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U.S. Military Now Offering Curbside Beatings

June 4, 2020

2 min read

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Kite Flying Festival to Be Held at Next Available Dust Bowl!

May 27, 2020

3 min read

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Native Americans Reject Return of Land Citing ‘You Break It, You Buy It’ Policy

May 21, 2020

2 min read

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Cruise Ship Now Offering Free Burial At Sea For Guests

May 20, 2020

2 min read

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Evangelicals are Disappointed in the Rapture

May 18, 2020

2 min read

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Teachers Claim Parents are Making Too Much Money

May 14, 2020

2 min read

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New COVID-19 Testing Confirms 50% Workforce Expendable

May 7, 2020

2 min read