Washington, DC— The new Biden administration plans to add Bigfoot and a host of other conspiracy theory animals to the endangered species list within his first hundred days in office. Over-theorizing by Q-anon supporters have ruined these creatures’ natural habitats within the forested clouded minds of internet trolls. With the loss …
Read MoreNorth Pole, North Pole — Santa and his elves spend 364 days a year getting ready for Christmas. But one day a year, they take the day off and blow off some steam. The North Pole Police department spends 364 days getting ready for December 26th. 8:00 am: Officer Candy …
Read MoreSan Francisco, CA—With the nation’s ICU beds quickly disappearing in an ever-changing housing market, now is the perfect time to invest with Airbnb. The pandemic is slated to overwhelm hospitals any minute now, and speculators have taken advantage of this huge opportunity. They have bought the remaining ICU beds and …
Read MoreMountain View, CA—In a first for humanity, SETI has finally picked up a transmission from an alien civilization. Unfortunately, it was not what humanity wanted to hear. “Look, I know that you’re lonely but that seems to be a problem you need to work on. Before there can be an …
Read MoreHeaven—The Almighty has finally enlightened humanity with his biggest regret, the gender reveal party that created the big bang and led to the creation, and destruction, of countless souls. As He was led away in handcuffs for crimes against the universe, He admitted to his crime. “It was just a …
Read MoreLos Angeles, CA — With the moratorium on evictions ending soon, millions of people are about to find themselves out of a home and living on the streets. However, a study conducted by Koch Industries suggests that this is actually a good thing. The study concludes that most roommates are …
Read MoreCleveland, OH –The oldest child of Steven and Sara Monroe, Rebecca Monroe has seen some sh-t in her thirteen years on this earth. There was the playground migration back in 2014, which some say was hardest on the stuffed animal population. And no one can forget the Great Cafeteria Wars …
Read MoreLondon, ENG —It is often true that truth is stranger than fiction. The year 2020 is no different. Written generations ago, humanity was promised an apocalypse with Four Horsemen. Pestilence, Famine, War, and, of course, Death. However, what the profits have left out were the less photogenic horsemen of the …
Read MoreKansas City, MO—Here at The Daily Mock, investigative journalism is our bread and butter. There are so many questions that a free press needs to answer. Is the Earth Flat and if it is, how much crow are we going to have to eat from those nut job Flat Earthers? …
Read MoreMinneapolis, MN —It is well known that exposing children to violence increases anti-social behavior. This was the case made in the 1980s by Tipper Gore. As a result, many video games and music now come with parental advisory stickers. Now those changes are coming to police uniforms as they are …
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