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TikTok Trends Predicted by Nostradamus

TikTok Trends Predicted by Nostradamus

Denver, CO—New research has discovered unpublished predictions of the world’s greatest fortune teller. Not only did Nostradamus predict the rise of Hitler, WWII, and the creation of the footlong hotdog, but he also predicted the rise of social media.  “A vast network of socialness shall enter and connect the world. …

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Social Media Guidelines for Using the L.A. Dog Park

Social Media Guidelines for Using the L.A. Dog Park

Los Angeles., CA—Social media has risen to be the most important factor in American’s lives. And as such, people are more aware that what you put online represents a personal brand that could be worth millions of dollars… or at least a couple of Chiclets. An enterprising new dog park in …

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Velociraptor Trainer Gives Toddler Grocery Store Tips

Velociraptor Trainer Gives Toddler Grocery Store Tips

Isla Nublar, South Pacific –Any parent that has ever taken a toddler to the grocery store knows the level of destruction they can cause. With so many cases of wild goldfish cracker feedings going wrong, many at the National Institute have called for toddlers to be banned from grocery stores …

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