Denver, CO—New research has discovered unpublished predictions of the world’s greatest fortune teller. Not only did Nostradamus predict the rise of Hitler, WWII, and the creation of the footlong hotdog, but he also predicted the rise of social media. “A vast network of socialness shall enter and connect the world. …
Read MoreThere are plenty of jobs hiring right now. You hardly need to look up “job posts near me” to find one since most retail stores and restaurants have Help Wanted signs hanging in the windows right now. If you’re looking to score one of these jobs, you might be wondering …
Read MoreMaybe you’re back in the office now, or maybe you’re still working from home. Some of us are having to actually physically travel to a real place to work these days, and let me tell you, the office hits different after a year and some change of not having to …
Read MoreChester Cansputter wakes each morning and opens the door to his shelter. He takes a deep breath of air and sets foot on the last iceberg in the world. Using a magic satellite phone, he connects to the internet. And as he takes his morning glory in the warm waters quickly melting …
Read MorePittsburgh, PA—With a worker shortage going throughout the country, many business owners are starting to take a drastic step. There are plenty of benefits to earning a non-living wage, and many believe that those benefits should be calculated into the wage that a worker receives. After years of small business owners …
Read More“What year is it?” is how Jim Scott greeted the world after coming out of his survival bunker this last weekend. When informed it was 2021, Mr. Scott sat dazed before asking, “Is that by the alien calendar?” As he made his way back to his house one hundred feet away, he …
Read MoreLos Angeles., CA—Social media has risen to be the most important factor in American’s lives. And as such, people are more aware that what you put online represents a personal brand that could be worth millions of dollars… or at least a couple of Chiclets. An enterprising new dog park in …
Read MoreIsla Nublar, South Pacific –Any parent that has ever taken a toddler to the grocery store knows the level of destruction they can cause. With so many cases of wild goldfish cracker feedings going wrong, many at the National Institute have called for toddlers to be banned from grocery stores …
Read MoreParis, France—Spring is in the air, and with it, the melting polar ice caps! That can mean only one thing: it’s time for our annual review of the hottest summer fashions to wear during the upcoming apocalypse. Whether it’s climate change or an alien invasion, the only sure thing is that things …
Read MoreBaltimore, MD – As the world gets back to normal, that means that business gets back to normal. And for two sharks traveling in a tank down the highway, it’s time to get back to those high-pressure meetings that make the business world turn. People seem shocked to see two …
Read More
