Category - General News

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Cruise Ship Now Offering Free Burial At Sea For Guests

May 20, 2020

2 min read

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Evangelicals are Disappointed in the Rapture

May 18, 2020

2 min read

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Teachers Claim Parents are Making Too Much Money

May 14, 2020

2 min read

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New COVID-19 Testing Confirms 50% Workforce Expendable

May 7, 2020

2 min read

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Man Buys $47k Apple Mac Pro But You Won’t Believe What For!

May 4, 2020

4 min read

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ISIS Issues Work From Cave Guidelines

May 1, 2020

3 min read

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US Honors Essential Workers With Fruit Cake

April 30, 2020

2 min read

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Universal Income to Be Paid in… Chickens?

April 27, 2020

2 min read

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Coronavirus Turns 2 China Doctors Black, Accused of Cultural Appropriation

April 23, 2020

3 min read

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Thousands Protest Lockdown By Strapping Seniors Into Electric Chairs

April 22, 2020

2 min read