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New Study Reveals Most Roommates Worse Than Evictions

New Study Reveals Most Roommates Worse Than Evictions

Los Angeles, CA — With the moratorium on evictions ending soon, millions of people are about to find themselves out of a home and living on the streets.  However, a study conducted by Koch Industries suggests that this is actually a good thing.  The study concludes that most roommates are …

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New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

New Horsemen of the Apocalypse Revealed for 2020

London, ENG —It is often true that truth is stranger than fiction.  The year 2020 is no different.  Written generations ago, humanity was promised an apocalypse with Four Horsemen.  Pestilence, Famine, War,  and, of course, Death. However, what the profits have left out were the less photogenic horsemen of the …

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Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

Police Uniforms To Come With Parental Advisory Sticker

Minneapolis, MN —It is well known that exposing children to violence increases anti-social behavior.  This was the case made in the 1980s by Tipper Gore.  As a result, many video games and music now come with parental advisory stickers. Now those changes are coming to police uniforms as they are …

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U.S. Military Now Offering Curbside Beatings

U.S. Military Now Offering Curbside Beatings

St. Louis, MO — During these difficult times, the U.S. Military is now offering curbside beatings.  As the President calls in the army to police a civilian population during a national pandemic, rest assured that all CDC guidelines are being followed. By coming together during these difficult times, we can …

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