Heaven—The Almighty has finally enlightened humanity with his biggest regret, the gender reveal party that created the big bang and led to the creation, and destruction, of countless souls. As He was led away in handcuffs for crimes against the universe, He admitted to his crime. “It was just a …
Read MoreLos Angeles, CA — With the moratorium on evictions ending soon, millions of people are about to find themselves out of a home and living on the streets. However, a study conducted by Koch Industries suggests that this is actually a good thing. The study concludes that most roommates are …
Read MoreCleveland, OH –The oldest child of Steven and Sara Monroe, Rebecca Monroe has seen some sh-t in her thirteen years on this earth. There was the playground migration back in 2014, which some say was hardest on the stuffed animal population. And no one can forget the Great Cafeteria Wars …
Read MoreLondon, ENG —It is often true that truth is stranger than fiction. The year 2020 is no different. Written generations ago, humanity was promised an apocalypse with Four Horsemen. Pestilence, Famine, War, and, of course, Death. However, what the profits have left out were the less photogenic horsemen of the …
Read MoreKansas City, MO—Here at The Daily Mock, investigative journalism is our bread and butter. There are so many questions that a free press needs to answer. Is the Earth Flat and if it is, how much crow are we going to have to eat from those nut job Flat Earthers? …
Read MoreMinneapolis, MN —It is well known that exposing children to violence increases anti-social behavior. This was the case made in the 1980s by Tipper Gore. As a result, many video games and music now come with parental advisory stickers. Now those changes are coming to police uniforms as they are …
Read MoreSt. Louis, MO — During these difficult times, the U.S. Military is now offering curbside beatings. As the President calls in the army to police a civilian population during a national pandemic, rest assured that all CDC guidelines are being followed. By coming together during these difficult times, we can …
Read MoreNorman, OK —Americans are an optimistic bunch who believe that there is always something better over the rainbow. Not only are they the kind of people who will make lemonade when life hands them lemons, but they’ll also add some liquor to make it much harder than it should have …
Read MoreNorman, OK —Native Americans have turned down an attempt by the current administration to return much of the land stolen, or um… “bought”, by the US government. The administration is asking for a full refund of beads and the dignity that the original deal cost Native Americans. In response, tribal …
Read MoreMiami, FL— With the economy opening back up, every company is trying to find unique ways to lure their customers back. Just in time for the summer death season, cruise lines are now offering free burial at sea for all guests. “We’ve come a long way together, and by working …
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