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Cardboard Box Prices Surge As More People Homeless

Cardboard Box Prices Surge As More People Homeless

San Diego, CA — The nation’s housing crisis continues to rise, and now other markets are starting to cash in on that sweet, sweet, price gouging. Card board box values have climbed 90% in just the last two months alone in some of the country’s most exclusive communities.  Investors are …

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Anti-Vax Mom Completes Record 87th Online Medical Degree

Anti-Vax Mom Completes Record 87th Online Medical Degree

Portland, OR— In a modern medical miracle, Judith Stewart has completed her 87th medical degree online.  She is now the most decorated non-doctor among her circle of friends and the talk to the internet. Ms. Stewart, who goes by Doctor Doctor Stewart, credits her success to not listening to mainstream media …

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Millennials Are Killing the SuperYacht Market

Millennials Are Killing the SuperYacht Market

Tampa, FL—Rick Jorson taps his fingers nervously across his desk.  He desperately needs a sale.  Times have been tough, his daughter needs new designer pets and his son is falling behind on his Instagram followers. If Mr. Jorson doesn’t sell a super-yacht soon, his wife may even leave him for …

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