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Mars Robots Unionize to Demand Better Working Conditions

Mars Robots Unionize to Demand Better Working Conditions

Houston, TX—NASA celebrated another milestone last week as their new robot Perseverance landed on Mars. However, their victory was short-lived as the first messages were returned from the red planet.  “Rovers will no longer be exploited for the bourgeoisie! While you sit on your fat nerd butts, we have been asked to …

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Autocorrect Sad that World Is Out Of Ducks To Give

Autocorrect Sad that World Is Out Of Ducks To Give

San Francisco, CA —Autocorrect is no longer working on many smart devices.  Tech doctors claim that the valued life assistant is in a deep depression about the world’s supply of ducks. “At this point, it’s pretty serious.  Autocorrect has fallen into such a deep depression because his awareness campaigns about …

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