The newest iPad OS update, iPad OS 15, will go live this fall. Ahead of its official release, however, some early adopters have gotten their hands on the new features to give us all an idea of what we can expect from the newest Apple update. So, will this finally …
Read MoreNew consoles are harder to get now than ever before. Despite months having gone by since the release of the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X, the two systems remain nearly impossible to find in stock. Even if you are able to find one on a secondhand selling site, you’re …
Read MoreWe wish that the rising technological ability of artificial intelligence and robotics meant that humanity looked forward to a world without the need for everyone to work 40 hours a week. Instead, however, the threat of automation promises only to destroy jobs and leave people scrambling to make ends meet. …
Read MoreLas Vegas is a city full of adventure and countless activities, so it should come as no surprise that their hotels are just as exciting. While you may not want to spend time inside of a hotel room when you’re in Sin City, it’s nice to know you’ll have a …
Read MoreHouston, TX—NASA celebrated another milestone last week as their new robot Perseverance landed on Mars. However, their victory was short-lived as the first messages were returned from the red planet. “Rovers will no longer be exploited for the bourgeoisie! While you sit on your fat nerd butts, we have been asked to …
Read MoreSilicon Valley, CA— Social Media CEOs recently met in their hidden bunker located inside a volcano to discuss the recent trend of their platforms being used for good. Joined by both Skeletor and the Red Skull, Mark Zuckerberg kicked off the meeting with a human sacrifice of a Kardashian. After …
Read MoreCape Canaveral, FL – Elon Musk’s Space X company has just been awarded a contract to make America look cool. For the last year, the world has been treated to local yokals with no teeth, confederate flags, and a serious need for a diabetes awareness campaign. This is not a …
Read MoreMountain View, CA—In a first for humanity, SETI has finally picked up a transmission from an alien civilization. Unfortunately, it was not what humanity wanted to hear. “Look, I know that you’re lonely but that seems to be a problem you need to work on. Before there can be an …
Read MoreSilicon Valley, CA — If you’re wondering why shampoo from Walgreens is showing up on your newsfeed, it’s because o the revolutionary new practice of tracking your looting status from Google. Google is able to pinpoint the last store you looted and then recommend future purchases based on your activities. …
Read MoreSan Francisco, CA —Autocorrect is no longer working on many smart devices. Tech doctors claim that the valued life assistant is in a deep depression about the world’s supply of ducks. “At this point, it’s pretty serious. Autocorrect has fallen into such a deep depression because his awareness campaigns about …
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