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What’s New in iPad OS 15?

What’s New in iPad OS 15?

The newest iPad OS update, iPad OS 15, will go live this fall. Ahead of its official release, however, some early adopters have gotten their hands on the new features to give us all an idea of what we can expect from the newest Apple update. So, will this finally …

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Jobs That Were Replaced By Robots: Is Your Next?

Jobs That Were Replaced By Robots: Is Your Next?

We wish that the rising technological ability of artificial intelligence and robotics meant that humanity looked forward to a world without the need for everyone to work 40 hours a week. Instead, however, the threat of automation promises only to destroy jobs and leave people scrambling to make ends meet. …

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Mars Robots Unionize to Demand Better Working Conditions

Mars Robots Unionize to Demand Better Working Conditions

Houston, TX—NASA celebrated another milestone last week as their new robot Perseverance landed on Mars. However, their victory was short-lived as the first messages were returned from the red planet.  “Rovers will no longer be exploited for the bourgeoisie! While you sit on your fat nerd butts, we have been asked to …

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Autocorrect Sad that World Is Out Of Ducks To Give

Autocorrect Sad that World Is Out Of Ducks To Give

San Francisco, CA —Autocorrect is no longer working on many smart devices.  Tech doctors claim that the valued life assistant is in a deep depression about the world’s supply of ducks. “At this point, it’s pretty serious.  Autocorrect has fallen into such a deep depression because his awareness campaigns about …

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